This is a dog conversation that occurs pretty much every day.
And yes, my dogs do communicate telepathically.
Halia – My Liz just went upstairs, what do you think she’s doing?
Shank – I’ll go look!
Halia – I’ll go with you!
Shank – She’s in the bathroom! That’s a good sign!
Halia – What’s she doing in there? Go in.
Shank – The door’s closed, so I’ll push it open.
Halia – Push it open and I’ll go with you.
Shank – OMG! SHE’S BRUSHING HER TEETH!
Halia – That could be a good sign, or a bad sign!
Shank – That could be a good sign! I’m going to start wagging my tail!
Halia – She’s not telling us to leave. That’s a good sign! I’m going to start wagging my tail and dancing around a bit.
Shank – Me too! I’m getting excited.
Halia – SHE’S GOING INTO HER CLOSET! This is getting good! Follow her!
Shank – OMG! SHE’S CHANGING HER CLOTHES! I’m starting to lose it! I might bite you because I’m so excited!
Halia – I’m excited too! Don’t bite me! I’ll growl and bite you back!
Shank – I can’t help it! I’m overwhelmed. I bite! I bite!
Halia – I’m going to dance around more!
Shank – Me too! I’m so excited!
Halia – She’s going for the entry closet!
Shank – OMG! THE LEASHES ARE IN THAT CLOSET. I’M GOING TO WHINE, BARK AND BITE. I CAN’T HELP MYSELF!
Halia – Control yourself! She needs to put my collar on!
Shank – OMG! YOUR COLLAR IS ON. WE’RE GOING SOMEWHERE. I DON’T EVEN CARE WHERE! THIS IS SO AWESOME!
Halia – Let’s run for the garage door. I plan on tripping over you, growling, and whining.
Shank – I’M LOSING MY MIND!
Halia – She’s going for her shoes!
Shank – OMG! SHOES ARE A GOOD SIGN! HER PURSE! AAAARRRRHHHHGGGG! I’M TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!
Halia – She’s opening the door! Be sure to get into the garage before she tells us no! Push, run, shove, whine!
Shank – OMG! I’M IN THE CAR. I’M TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!
Yep, pretty much everyday. Entertaining to say the least. Except on those occasions when I’m not taking them with me. Then they act like the most neglected, saddest, depressed canines ever.