Okay I really am, but I have Seinfeld on the brain…
I'm painting the big room downstairs. It's really big, maybe 1000 sq ft? Big. It takes a lot of paint. I'll be done by Saturday afternoon, hopefully.
If you call, and I don't answer please consider the following:
– Can't hear the phone due to a really loud TV. It's the only thing that keeps my head from popping off while painting.
– I might have brought the dog next door
– I may be up a ladder
– I might not be able to find the phone
– I may have to run into town for more painting supplies, (okay you caught me, I may have run into town for Burger King… I still can't get my head around the idea that we have a McDonald's…)
– I'm lazy and not answering the phone 'cause I'm beat!
So those are my excuses, please excuse me…